Today was Mom's birthday and I almost forgot about it-i'm getting old. Since she was born on the leap year, I could save myself the trouble of remembering every year and just celebrate her birthday every 4 years, but since i'm so nice, I cut her some slack and celebrate it on the 28th. As a last minute thing, I snagged her a chintzy cake from ghetto cat, took their entire stock of birthday candles, and I was on my way. First thing she said, "I figured you forgot about my birthday."
"well damn, if it's like that, i'll take the cake back MOM!"
"you should, all those candles make me feel old-those candles will cremate me if i light them all."
I made her day though, even if all those candles erupted into a massive inferno and almost burnt down her house. Nice!
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